Sunday, 31 January 2016

Best Collection Of Indian Corruption Jokes

Joke On Indian Corruption

Teacher at class:"suno bachcho kal tum logo ka group photo shoot hoga,, . Sab log apne apne ghar se Rs.50/-le kr aana.
Pappu: "saala ye sab teacher logo ki mili bhagat hoti hai,,
Ek photo k 20/- rupye lagte hai aur hum
logo se 50_50 rupye liye ja rahe hai,, .
Matlab ek bachche se 30/- Rupye bachayenge matlab akele apni class me 60 bachche hai to 60*30=1800 Rs. . khuliLoot
macha rakhi hai in logo ne,,
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab staff room me baith k samosa khayenge aur hum bachchon ko milega thenga. Chal bhai tappu ghar chalte hai kal mummy se Rs.50/- le k aana,,
Bhalai ka to zamaa nahi nahi rah gaya,,
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Pappu to mom: "Mummy kal school me group photo shoot hona hai teacher ne Rs.100/- rupye mangaye hai..


.Mom: 100 rs!! khuli loot macha rakhi hai in logo ne.
Fir hamare paiso se ye sab eish karenge...ruk pappu beta mei tere pappa se mangti hu...

MOM TO DAD:
are sunte ho...
pappu ke school mein group photo ke liye rs.200 mange hai :D

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