Love him or hate him ! You can't ignore him. Yes,he is our favorite arnab goswami. Here in this post you will all the collections of arnab goswami jokes,funny quotes by arnab goswami,funny interviews conducted by him,trolls on him or by him and much other comedy stuff. So keep calm and say "the nation wants to know"
Arnab Goswami Funny Interview With Rahul Gandhi
Interview excerpt:Arnab: Whats your name?
Rahul: Women empowerment, Youth empowerment, RTI !
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Arnab Goswami Show Funny Jokes
12 nano seconds is the longest any panellist has spoken on Newshour without interruption by Arnab.
Arnab Goswami And Rajdeep Sardesai Comedy Joke
Arnab and Rajdeep Sardesai's rivalry goes back to college days. Both fell for the same girl. While Arnab used to send her 36 questions every day to impress her, Rajdeep used to dye his hair grey hoping to win her over with a mature look.
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ABCD for Arnab's panellist "A : Arnab...
B : But Arnab..
C : Can i speak Arnab?
D: Do i get a chance to speak Arnab?
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Once he was inducted by the CBSE board in a panel to draft questions for the class X board exams. Was dropped after he added a 'nation needs to know' suffix to each question.
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Rajinikanth once completed his sentence in an Arnab Goswami interview.Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife and win.
To calculate the longest Arnab Goswami has ever paused, mathematicians are working on a device that can record time in nanoseconds.
Arnab Goswami is inversely proportional to Manmohan Singh !
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All of us want tea or coffee when we wake up in the morning, but Arnab wants ANSWERS.
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"From the moon, you can see the Great Wall of China............ and you can hear Arnab Goswami shouting 'The Nation Wants to Know'
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If you ever see a picture of Arnab Goswami with a closed mouth, that camera has a good shutter speed !
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Arnab goswami funny quotes On gurmeet ram rahim singh
Funny Facts About Arnab Goswami
- Arnab Goswami is inversely proportional to Manmohan Singh.
- Ecological Balance : One Manmohan Singh for every Arnab Goswami.
- Once Rajnikant asked guy to speak & today he is none another then Arnab Goswami. Still speaking & doesn't allow anyone to speak.
- After creating this complex world, GOD was worried that who will decide what is right and what is wrong? So, HE created Arnab Goswami.
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Funny moments of arnab goswami-
1 minute, 1 minute, 1 minute. 1 second, gentlemen. Hold on. 1 minute, 1 minute, let me complete. No no ek minute, sir, ek minute. I have sixty seconds left. Gentlemen one minute, please. K. WOA 1 second, why? NONONONO 1 minute, 1 minute sir. 1 minute."
This is arnab goswami
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99.9% of sound pollution is caused by Arnab Goswami.
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three reasons, Arnob shud be the PM
# “Arnab Goswami is the only person in the country to whom every Indian is answerable.
# “Our politicians, at any rate, hold him in higher regard than Parliament. No matter how provocative the questions posed to them, they won’t dream of staging a walk-out from Arnab’s chambers like they do every 13 minutes in the Lok Sabha.”
# “Arnab has mastered the art of being outraged. He is the only person I know who can be more outraged than outrage itself. And that is a talent that our current crop of politicians sorely lack. Nothing fazes them.”
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After Rajnikanth, Alok nath & Alia bhatt, it's time for Arnab Goswami series.
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If Arnab Goswami and Dolly Bindra get married.. Their kid would be d most advanced sound system ever built on the planet.
- Arnab Goswami is the only man who can argue with wife and WIN !
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After Rajnikanth, Alok nath & Alia bhatt, it's time for Arnab Goswami series.
- If we could place a mini turbine inside Arnab Goswami's throat, the resultant electricity can power the entire Times group building.
- Arnab Goswami is inversly proportional to Manmohan Singh
- If you find Arnab Goswami's pic with his mouth closed, then that camera has a very good shutter speed.
- Arnab Goswami is fluent in English & weak in grammar becoz he does not use full stop or comma
- From the moon you can see the great wall of china and hear Arnab Goswami shouting "The nation wants to know"
- Proposed airport near Times Now studio cancelled as noise from newshour could weaken the structure and intercept signals
- When Arnab Goswami says "I will speak now" , everyone looks puzzled , wondering who was speaking till now
- Whats the similarity between Arnab Goswami & google?Both interrupt you before you complete the sentence
- "Arnab Goswami's son seems to have tattooed on his hand 'Mera baap Shor hai'.
If Arnab Goswami and Dolly Bindra get married.. Their kid would be d most advanced sound system ever built on the planet.
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Why is this so called reporter Mr. Arnab Goswami still allowed to host news bulletin?
The nation wants to know !
Why is this so called reporter Mr. Arnab Goswami still allowed to host news bulletin?
The nation wants to know !
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Arnab says "I am an active journalist". Little correction: hyperactive.
Arnab says "I am an active journalist". Little correction: hyperactive.
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Arnab Goswami and Ved Pratap Vaidik are, as the famous Wills Navy Cut ad would say, "Made for each other"
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Arnab invited all the comedians to "make fun of me as much as you want". Rakesh Bedi quickly butted in and said, "You are funny in any case." Arnab broke into a fit of laughter.
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When the fiery anchor tried putting BJP spokesperson Shaina NC on the mat, the audio line of Shaina NC apparently went kaput. Arnab in a reassuring manner said,
"I seem to have lost the line with Shaina but I've been told that even without a mic, people in Mars can hear me yelling every night."
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You don't even have to have your TV on. Just try and hear carefully and you'll be able to listen to the Newshour every night.
You don't even have to have your TV on. Just try and hear carefully and you'll be able to listen to the Newshour every night.
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Arnab taught Rahul how to face interviews
Modi taught Arnab how to conduct interviews
Arnab taught Rahul how to face interviews
Modi taught Arnab how to conduct interviews
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- "Huh! By this time, I'd already mentioned RTI 15 times," snorts Rahul Gandhi with disdain
- Arnab Goswami started by interviewing the loser (Rahul Gandhi). Ends by interviewing THE winner
- Just saw the Times Now Chief Editor being interviewed. Thorough probe on his biases, policies, processes & actions.
- This was the first time Arnab got his blood pressure checked just after an interview.
- Narendra Modi did to Times Now what Glenn Maxwell had done to Chennai Super Kings the day before. Destruction.
- Modi has interrupted Arnab before Arnab could interrupt Modi. That's a world record!
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Funny Tweets & Jokes After Arnab Quits Times Now
- End of an era with Arnab quitting Times Now. I shall observe one minute noise to mark the occasion.
- Huge respect for people who take a Diwali vacation, draw salary and quit on the 1st!
- He's launching a global channel from India! I'm happy why should only India suffer?Let the world also taste the noise as news
- Arnab Goswami 'resigns' from Times Now.To start his own venture.After being one unofficially.He will now officially become S.C. Judge.
- Nation wants to know what Arnab Goswami will now do- 1. Become Tata Chairman
- I hope Arnab Goswami now has enough time to focus on his main job.
2. Join Paki Generals
3. Go for Vipassana
4. Join Bigg Boss
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After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?
So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI
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Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.
After creating this complex world, GOD was worried, who will decide what is RIGHT and what is WRONG ?
So he created ARNAB GOSWAMI
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Arnab Goswami might probably be the only guy in this world to fight with his wife & win.
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Arnab Goswami Funny Debate
Arnab :- Do Not. I tell you do not disrespect my panelists and give personal remarks..!!
Pathan: Still bickering no.no.no.no.no
Arnab: Kindly take off the mic and leave..!!
Pathan: Still no.no.no.no.no..
Arnab : Either Apologise or leave the show
Pathan: What apologise..?! Please talk properly..I won’t come to your show again.
Arnab: This is Mr Pathan..Shamelessly sitting..refusing to leave..!!
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