Friday, 19 January 2018

Jokes On Padmavati+Witty Quotes,Tweets,Pictures,Trolls

Here are the funniest jokes, tweets, memes on Padmavati and Karni sena :)

jokes on padmavati

Deepika Padukone height is 1.74m, but Rani Padmavati height was 1.75 m. Bhansali is destroying history so
#WeBoycottPadmavati
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Deepika padukone coughs in padmavati movie

Rajputs: Bhansali destroyed history of rajputs.rani padmavati aise nahi muh par haath rakhke khaansti thi,  todo theatre bc.
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Sanjay Leela Bhansali: I will mix shit in food in my restaurant.

People: We boycott it.

Smart People : At least taste it before boycotting
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Karni Sena basically just wants to watch Padmavati for free. #PadmavatiControversy
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Who are we?
Rajput Karni Sena

What do we want?
To protect a woman's honour

How do we do it?
By threatening to behead another woman#Padmavati 
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Deepika " come over, I am alone "

Ranveer " will be there in 5 mins"

Karni Sena " Rani saa ke aas paas bhi mat dikhiyo khilji "
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Karni Sena: "Hum Deepika ka naak kaat denge"
Bharni Sena: "Hum bhi"

Karni Sena: "Hum theatre jala denge"
Bharni Sena: "Hum bhi"

Karni Sena: "Hum Bhansali aur Deepika ka sar kaat denge"
Bharni Sena: "Hum bhi"

[Moral of the story]
Jaisi Karni, waisi Bharni.
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Where was the Karni Sena when Premiere Padmini was distorting history? We all know that Rani Padmini wasn't allowed to drive.
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*Bhansali directing a movie*

Bhansali: lights camera ACTION

Karni sena: Maarooo

Bhansali: Cut Cut

Karni Sena: saale hamara dialogue churata hai....aur maaro
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Dear SL Bhansali,

Please don't distort historical facts which we know nothing about.

Yours truly,
Karni Sena
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