Sunday, 28 May 2017

Funny Exam Result Jokes,Status,Quotes,Sayings,Shayari & Lot More

Hello Students ! In tension of results? Don't worry , Tapori Baba is here to tell you some funny result puns,hilarious quotes,status,shayari and much more humor related to the exam results.

funny exam result jokes

After Result : PASS

Teacher: arey akhir padhaya kisne tha!

Mom: Sab hanuman ji ki kripa hai

Papa: Arey beta kiska hai

True Friend: wah yaar... chal ek sutta pi ke aate hai..

But of Result : FAIL

Teacher: I knew that, arey class me koi response hi nahi deta tha

Mom: Sab uss mobile ki wajah se hai, bhagwan ne buddhi to di nahi hai

Papa: tumhara hi beta hai, aur laad pyar karo, sar par baithao..

sab badalte hain but

Friend: Koi nahi yaar, chal ek sutta pi ke aate hai 😀



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Funny Exam Result Quotes

RESULT AA GAYA..
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Ye 3 Words, Haste Khelte Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai
Duniya Ujaad Sakte Hain..
Agree ?
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After Result - Girls Reaction :'(
Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir sesirf 91%

Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5baar revise karne k Baad Bhisirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai Number

Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath ,,,

Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) -
sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,, :'(

After Result - Boys Reaction ;)
Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya is baar..poray 66 % hain..ha ha ha

Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace .. hahahahaha

Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 45 % aa gaye ...warna To band bajj gaya tha..hahahahaha

Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35%aaye hai na 1mark jadana 1 mark kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki mepass ho gaya,,
paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. hahaha
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College Campus:

Student 1: Results are out, come we'll go & see

Student 2: I'm with my dad. U see mine & please msg me. If fail in one subject say "Good morning to U" If 2 subjects then say "Good morning to u & ur dad"
Later,

Student 1:
Good morning to u & u r family & neighbours also
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Class 10: "Beta, bas iss saal mehnat kar le phir saari zindagi aaraam karna."
class 11:

"Beta, do saal theek se padhai kar le phir aaram se rehna."

Graduation: "Beta, bus degree achhi tarah puri kar le, phir aaraam rahega."

after graduation:
"Beta, post graduation kar le, phir maze karna."

after post graduation:
"Nalayak, yahan pada aaraam kar raha hai, kaam pe kaun jayega tera baap..
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Dad:result ka kya hua

Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news

Dad:good news bata.

Son : mai pass ho gya.

Dad : great, aur bad news.

Son:good news galat hai.
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Father:- Tumhare Result Ka Kya Hua?
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SoN:- Headmaster Ka Beta Fail Ho Gaya,
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Father:- Aur Tum?
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Son:- Doctor Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho Gaya
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Father: Aur Tumhara result Kesa Aya?
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Son:- Wo Vakeel Ka Beta Bhi Fail Ho gaya
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Father: Kamine me tera Puch Raha Hun??.
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Son: To Tum Konse Obama Ho..?
Tumhara Beta B Fail Ho gaya..
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[After result]

Me: Lo papa report card pe sign kardo
Dad: Angutha lagane waali ink ki dabbi le ke aana.

Me: Aap to padhe likhe ho fir angutha kyu?
Dad: Tere marks dekhkar teacher ko nahi lagna chahiye ki tera baap padha likha hai..
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funny exam result status

  • Keep Calm & Ratta Maar
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