Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Funny Mirror Puns,Witty Quotes,One Liners-Click & Enjoy Your Day

funny mirror puns

Sit back ... relax...here I have jokes on mirror with quotes & one liners for you ;)

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he??

SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !

Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khas baat he??

SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao,

ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...

Ladki : Wow.. PACK kardo bhaiya !!!
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Akpors picks up a mirror lying in the field, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is.

When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like his dead
father, who he misses very much.

Every time he gets sad and misses his father, he looks into the mirror and cries his eyes out.

His wife sees this from time to time and wonders what is going on until one day she grabs the mirror from him. She looks in the mirror and sees the ugliest woman she has ever seen in her life and
smacks her husband against the headscreaming:

"You dog, Is it this ugly old mistress you are crying over?

Now I know you have been cheating on me all this while"

The case was taken to court and evidence (mirror) was there to prove the allegations
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A certain private school was faced with a unique problem, where a number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick. They would apply it in the bathroom, which was fine. But after that they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance janitor would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance janitor. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance janitor to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled mop, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.. . . and then...
there are educators..!!
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