Tuesday, 12 July 2016

Laila Majnu Funny Jokes & Shayari - Don't Miss This ;)

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Majnu ki kismat jaag gai. Laila se pyar karke majnu ki kismat jaag gai. 
Majnu ne itna Love Letter post kiye ki Laila "POSTMAN" k sath bhag gayi...!
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Majnu ko laila ka sms nhi aiya..
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Majnu ne 3 Din se khana nhi khaya..
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Majnu mrne wala tha laila ke pyar mai..
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Aur laila bethi thi sms free hone ke intezar mai
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Dunia k best lover kon he?
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Laila-majnu
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No
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Heer-ranjha
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No
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Dunia k best lover he
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Cigrate-matchis
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Cigrate ko jalane k liye matchis khud ko jala deti he aur fir matchis ki yad me cigrate khud ko jala deta hai.
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Teacher: Akbar kaun tha....??

Student: Akbar gay tha.!!

Teacher: How..???

Student: Sabne suna hai...

Laila - Majnu

Heer - Ranjha

Adam - Eve

Sohni - Mahiwal

Mirza - Sahiba
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Only...
Akbar - Birbal..!! DOSTANA
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Ek din majnu ne laila ke ghar ke samne pishap kiya to lailaa ne pucha ke tum ne aisaa kyon keya to 
majnu ne bola ke teray pyaar me itna dard mila hai ke ansoon bhi apna rasta bhool gaye
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Laila Ne Majnu Ko Ek Ped Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Boli.
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Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na?
”Majnu Bola: “ Haan ”
Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Jhadiyo Ke Piche Dekha To Boli.
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Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na?
”Majnu Bola: “ Haan, Main Majnu Hoon ”
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.Phir Kuch Deir Baad Use Diwaar Ke Pichhe Dekha Aur Kaha.
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.Laila: “ Tum Majnu Ho Na? 
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.”Majnu Bola: “ Haan-Haan, Kamini Main Majnu Hi Hoon, Tu Mujhe potty Karne Degi Ya Nahi “
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Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
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Pagal :
Ok
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Ldy doc:
Ab Meri kameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
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Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
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Lady doc:
Or Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kapre Na PehnNa Ok.
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Aj phir
Ap ki Soch ko 21 topon ki Salami.
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Laila, Majnu film agar HYD mein Banti toh Uske Dialogs kuch istarha se hote:

Galli wale “Qaiz” urf (Majnu) ku Joote, Chapla,Gunse Lataon se Derain Pansliyon mein Ghipa Ghip, Ghipa Ghip..

Dan Laila strt sing a song: Koi Jooton se… haaaan Koi Jooton se Chaplaon se Na peete mere Aaaashiq ko, Maal Hazir haiiiii, Ooooo, Maal Hazir hai Mohabbat ki saza Pa ne ko….. 
Koi Jute Chaplao se Gunse Lataon se Na Peet mere Aaaashiq ko…

In Crowd 1 Admi dusre Admin se: Kaiku toh B Maarrai yaro isku itta lida lida k???
Dusra Admi: Enech hai wo Laila ka Ashiq kate... jao tum B thode haata Paira khollo is k uppar….

After finish Dhulai Majnu said to Laila: Abbaaaaa, Mere Allah Miyaaaaa, Ammaaaaaa G…. Agay Meku kya malum tha gay tumhare galli mein Pehalwana hai so...Koi Jagah Baqi nai rakhe Dawa nai laga ne k liye…. isse toh Dhobi acche dohta kapde dho deta tha.
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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
1 budha aya

7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya

Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya
Fir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap

Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?
Is par budhe ne farmaya
Beta tera sawal to nek hai

Par hmare pas Daanto ka set sirf ek hai..
Kahani ki hoti hai The End
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