Sunday, 3 July 2016

Here Are Top 8 Most Funny Jokes On Kurkure

funny jokes on kurkure

Diwali Se Agle Din 3 Dost Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe The

Pahla: “ Mere Papa Kal 5000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, MaineAur Mere Bhai Se 2 Gante Tak Bajaye ”

Doosra: “ Mere Papa Kal 7000 Rupaye Ke Patake Laye, Hum Sabne Milkar 4 Gante Tak Bajaye ”

Teesra Kaminepan Se Muskurate Hue: “ Mere Papa Kal Ghar ParNahi The, Mera Bhai 10000 Rupaye Ka Ek Hi Pataka Laya, Aur Sari Rat Sab Ne Milke Bajaya “ :D

Samajdar thoko like
bacche lOg kurkure khayO..mOj manaoO
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Santa-Aapko pta hai kurkure khane se kya hota hai?
Socho...

Socho...

Socho...

Banta-pta nahi,
Santa-very simple kurkure khatam ho jata hai.
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Cheetos aur kurkure yeh snaks namkeen hai...wah wah...Cheetos aur kurkure yeh snaks namkeen hai......Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai
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Lady teacher:- bachcho batao kurkure ki ad humesa ladki hi kyu karti hai.?
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Student: kyuki koi bhi mard sari dunia k samne nahi bolega
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"Teda hai par mera hai.
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Aadmi seedha hona chahiye tedha toh kurkure bhi hota hai
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Ladki siddhi Honi chahiye tedha toh kurkure Bhi hote hai
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Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai..
wah wah..
Party k menu mein Kurkure aur Lays hai..
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ACP ne kaha - "Abhijeet, shayad ye kidnapping
ka case hai!!"
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Kabhi Aap Hamare Ghar Mehman Banke Aana,
Hum Aapko-Cold drinks,
-Kurkure,
-Besan K Laddu,
-PaniPuri,
-Samose,
-Gulab Jamun,
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-Ice Cream
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!
Ki
Photo-Dikhayenge.!
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