Tuesday, 19 July 2016

Hilarious Jokes On Indian Culture

jokes on indian culture

Indian Culture-
Ladki apni marzi se de to pyar
dost dilwaye to uphar
gharwale dilwaye to sanskar
aur khud le le to balatkar
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Dummies guide to Indian Culture.
(10 things against Indian Culture.)

1. Girls wearing "short dresses", drinking, partying till late.

2. Watching pornography. Swearing or using obscene language.

3. Not being a virgin before marriage

4. Celebrating Valentines day.

5. Having sex. Thinking about sex.

6. Getting divorced.

7. Not praying.

8. Not fasting, eating non-veg or not following rituals.

9. Not listening to parents when it comes to making career choice. Marrying a girl of your parents choice. Not your choice.

10. MOST IMP : talking anything against Indian culture.
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When Girls Wear Mini-Skirts, You Go & Beat Them Up Because It Is Against Indian Culture..!!

When Girls & Guys Party Together, You Go&Beat Them Up Because It Is Against Indian Culture..!!

When Lovers Celebrate Valentine's Day, You Go & Beat Them Up Because It Is Against Indian Culture..!!

But When A Gang Rape Happens,
Where Do You Hide The So-Called "Moral Police"
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Saalon Jab Sahi Jagah Himmat Nahi Dikha Sakte,
To Baaki Time Kyun Ungli Karte Rehte Ho
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A Hindu, a Muslim and a Christian enter a bar.

Unfortunately, we can’t let you in on the rest of the joke. It's against our Indian Culture.
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