Best Obama Jokes Ever
President Obama goes to visit the Queen of England. As Air Force One arrives at Heathrow Airport, President Obama is warmly welcomed by the Queen.
They are driven in a car to the edge of central London, where they get into a magnificent seventeenth-century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on toward Buckingham Palace and wave to the crowds gathered to greet them. Suddenly the right rear horse lets out the loudest fart ever heard in the British Empire.
The smell is awful and both passengers put handkerchiefs over their noses. The two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the incident. Because the smell lingers, the Queen feels she must say something. She turns to President Obama and says, “Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control.”
Obama looks at her and replies, “Your Majesty, I completely understand. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.”
Obama looks at her and replies, “Your Majesty, I completely understand. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses.”
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Obama Jokes One Liners
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Hilarious Anti Obama Jokes
The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama. ”The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no longer President and no longer resides here. ”The man thanks him and again just walks away.
The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.” The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Obama. I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man looks at the Marine and says,“Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.” The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!”
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The Prime Minister's Translator said in Chinese;
When you shake hand with President
Obama... please say, "How are you"
Then Mr. Obama should say; "I am
fine, and you?" You should reply
"me too" . When the meeting starts, I will translate the rest for you
When SumTinWong met Obama,
he mistakenly said "Who are you" (instead of 'how are you')
Mr. Obama was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor,
"Well, I am Mitchelle's Husband, hahahaha..."
Then SumTinWong replied, "me to..hahahaha"
Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.
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A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about???
Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis & sunny leone!!
Guy: why Sunny Leone??
Suddenly Modi tells Obama: See I told u nobody would care about 14 crore pakistanis !
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The first passenger said, "I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, ex-President George W. Bush, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I can not sacrifice my life and let you have the parachute," and he promptly jumped off the plane.
The pope said, "Little girl, you take the last parachute. You are young and have a whole life to live. I'm old and i've lived my life to the fullest. You need it more."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Pope. There's a parachute left for you. George Bush took my schoolbag."
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Obama told to Nawaz Sharif that “if he throws down ONE CRORE DOLLARS, ONE CRORE people of PAKISTAN will make supplication in favor of him”.
Nawaz Sharif told to Obama that “if he RESIGNS from the position of Prime Minister, EIGHTEEN CRORE people of Pakistan will make supplication in favor of him”.
The Pilot of Airplane who was PAKHTOON, told them that “if he drowns and destroys the airplane, the WHOLE WORLD will make supplication in favor of him”.
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What does O.B.A.M.A. stand for? (One Big A#s Mistake America)
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