Saturday, 28 May 2016

Funny Jokes About Milk With Pictures,Quotes,One Liners

milk jokes

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

(If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time)

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funny jokes about milk

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No. Just up to my t!ts. I can splash it on my face."
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Caution: Expired milk is bad for health -
BREAKING NEWS:
A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.
After two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.
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Juice corner par PATI Ne 1 BANANA MILK SHAKE AUR PATNI Ne 2 ORANGE JUICE Liye..
PAYMENT K TIME WAITER Ne AWAZ Di:-

BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur  BHAbhi K 2 SANtre kaat LO !
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What type of bee makes milk?

Answer: Boo-bees!
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Hen gives us egg.
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Cow gives us milk.
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Then tell me who gives us both...egg & milk....???
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Everybody knows the answer...
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Ans is " shopkeeper."
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They say milk gives us strength. Drink 3 glasses of milk and try to move a wall..u cant, can u!

NOW.....
Take 3 shots of vodka and look at it moves itself!
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The guy who discovered milk... exactly what was he doing with the cow?
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