Friday, 13 May 2016

Funny Jokes On Lungi With Quotes,Pictures

Chakali ko Thoda Sa Round Ghumake,
Chivada ko Thoda Sa Tikha Banake ,
Ladu ko Gol Gol Banake,
Aajao Saare Mood Banake
Say All The Laxmi fans,
Diwali....

Don't Miss the Chance,
Diwali....
Chakali Dance,
Chivada Dance,
Laadu Dance,

Chakali Dance......!!
Nashte me jab ye Khane Milega,
On the Spot Khana Padega
Happy Diwali Bolna Padega...
Patake Bhi Fodna Padega..
Say All the Laxmi fan's...
Diwali....

Dont miss the chance,
Diwali....
Ladu Dance'
Peda Dance,
Barfi Dance,
Ladu Dance,
Ladu Dance
Peda Dance,
Barfi Dance....
Ladu Dance

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AN ILLITERATE PERSON TRAVELLING IN A BUS SAW A LADY STAMPING THE LEG OF ANOTHER LADY AND SAID 'SORRY'....

HE ALSO STAMPED ANOTHER PERSON'S LEG AND SAID..'LUNGI'...
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Funny Lungi Jokes

Heights of:

1) Fashion?
Lungi with a zip

2) Laziness?
Asking lift for morning walk

3) Craziness?
Get blank paper xerox

4) Honesty?
Pregnant woman taking 2 tickets

5) De-hydration?
Cow givin milk powder

6) Hope?
A 99 yr Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming

7) Stupidity?
Lookin thru keyhole of a glass door

Suicide attempt?
A dwarf jumps frm d footpath on d road

9) Joblessness?
U reading d whole msg during work.!
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Presenting Lungi Dance in Alok Nath Version --

Dhoti ko thoda round ghumake,
Pandit k jaisa tika lagake,Coconut ko rassi lagake
Aa jao sare mood banake..

All the Babuji fans;dont miss the chance-
Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan
Mandir me jab ye bhajan lagega,
havan k paas aana padega,
Dhoti ko uthana padega,

Aarti krke dikhana padega..
All the Babuji fans;dont miss the chance-
Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan,Kanya Daan
Night jaagran me aya mai to,

mujhko rokega kon aur kayko
Mera mood mai Kanyadaan karega-
kisi ladki k daddy se ni darega..
Jisko aashirwad lena h le lo-idhar hi mai khada pair pakad lo..
Mandir me jake pujari ko puchlo,

mere bare me 'Alok Nath Memes' pe padh lo..
Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya Daan Kanya Daan
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Gosh wale Pasha bhai ki ek taang neeli ho gayi..
Doctor: Shaayad zeher phail gaya. Taang kaatni padegi..;
Kuch din baad doosri bhi neeli hogayi..;
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Doctor: Zeher zyada phail gaya hai. Dusri b kaatni padegi..;
Dono tang kaat ke artificial laga di gayi.

Kuch din baad artificial taang bhi neeli pad gayi..;
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Doctor: Ab tumari bimari samajhme aa gayi..;
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TUMARI LUNGI COLOUR CHODRI USTAAAD...
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Hilarious Lungi Quotes

Lungi khol ke baithe the, thandi hawa khane ko
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Lungi khol ke baithe the, thandi hawa khane ko
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