Tuesday, 24 May 2016

Karan Arjun Jokes,Mere Karan Arjun Aayenge Jokes With Images

karan arjun jokes

'Karan-Arjun' aur 'Achhe Din' bhai bhai hain.
Kyuki Dono ka hi surname 'Aayenge' hai.
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'Mere Karan-Arjun aayenge' is the SI unit of Hope.
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Mere karan arjun ayenge , mere 2nd and 4th saturday ayenge - Bankers
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Famous pairings.

1) Kajol-SRK.
2) Govinda-Karishma.
3) Modi-Amit Shah.
4) Sachin-Saurav.
5) Wasim-Waqar.
6) Karan-Arjun.
7) iPhone-Kidney.

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mere karan arjun aayenge jokes

Girl~Arre itna khana kisliye bana rhi ho?
Raakhi~Mere bete aa rhe hai.
Girl~par itna zyada to waste ho jayga.
Rakhi~Mere Karan Arjun khaayenge.
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A Funny Rap
Mehbuba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor,
80km/Ltr...

Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,

My name is Khan I'm not a terrorist,

Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell
Maine Gate Khola Chokidaar bola ALL IZZ WELL,

Karna padta hai apne kharcho pe kaabu
1 chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya jaano ramesh babu,

Tum bin hum kaise ji paayenge
"Aayenge, Mere Karan Arjun aayenge"...

Call karne se pehle balance jaanchna,

Oye! Basanti in kutto ke saamne mat naachna
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