Funny Wrong Number Jokes,Conversations,Pranks,Texts,Memes

Funny Wrong Number Jokes

A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone :

“Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone ?”

“No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” The little girl quipped.

“After a brief pause daddy says,“But honey you haven’t got an uncle Paul!”
“Oh yes I do, and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.” Brief pause, “Uh okay then, this is what I want you to do : put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy’s car has just arrived at the gate.”

“Ok daddy just a minute....”
A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, “Done it daddy.”

"What happened honey ?”
“Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over,

and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.” “What about Uncle Paul ?” asked Dad.

He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn’t know you emptied the water last week.

He hit the bottom and I think he’s dead.”

After a really long pause this time...Daddy says,“Swimming pool, but we don't have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?” “No, this is 486-5713”
“Sorry wrong number
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Hilarious Wrong Number Calls

Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge hai?
Admi: "Haan hai,
Ap kon??
Caller: Fridge chal raha hai?
Admi: "Haan chal rha hai.
Caller:"To phir pakar lo.. Warna bhaag jayega"
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Again call...
Callar: fridge hai??
Admi gusse se: nhi hai
caller: kaha tha na maine pakar lo bhaag jaega
funny wrong number conversations
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Dialled the wrong number today.

The other person said, "Hello ??"

Then I said, "Hello, could I speak to Dave ??"

They said, "Uh...I don't think so, he's only 2 months old."

I said, "I'll wait."
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Funny Wrong Number Texts

"WRONG NUMBER"
Boy: Hi kesi ho?
Girl: kon?
Boy: tumhara Aashiq hon jan
Girl: tu usman hy?
Boy: han tumhe kese pata?
Girl: tu Jameel ka larka hy?
Boy: han par kese pata?
Girl : tu Jalaal ka pota he hy na?
Boy: han han par kese pata chala?
Girl: Kameeny main teri Maa hon Jameela..

\(',')/ o shit
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sorry ammi ap ka number save nhi tha
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Raju ne number dial kia..wrong number lag gya..

Raju-hello, kon?

Ladki-mai sita..Aap kon?

Raju-oh teri ! Galti se ayodhya phone lag gya.
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Girlfriend called 2 her boyfriend at mid-nite
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Girl: - Hello Dear
Boy :- Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki aankh pakaane)
Girl:- kya kar rahe ho..?
Boy : kuch nahin (pakode tal raha hoon )
Girl : - bataao na..?
Boy :- kuch nahin dear
( aadhi raat ko kya karte hain..! )
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Girl: neend nahin aa rahi thi
socha chalo call kar loon
Boy-- achha kiya
(kamini kal Office ke late karwaa ke rahegi )
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Girl : --hello koi gaana sunao
naa.. bore ho rahi hoon
Boy: --nahin yaar (mujhe radio staion
samajh rakha hai kya aur 12 baje k
baad toh radio channel bhi band ho jaate hain )
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Girl:-- plz sunao na.....
Boy:-- kal pakka ( uff iski toh aisi ki taisi )
Girl : -- naa mujhe aaj hi sunna hai..
if u luv me den u will sing for me
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Boy : time kya ho raha hai dear (yeh padosiyon ko bhi jagwa k hi maanegi )
Girl : --12:30
Boy: -- aur kal mere Office mein bahut kaam hai
Girl: --tumne toh bola
tha ki tum Office ka kaam minto mein karr lete ho
Boy :- haan (agar nahin bolta toh
teri bakwaas kaun sunta )
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Girl :- sunao naa plzz koi romantic sa gaana
Boy : par gaane k baad
phone rakh degi ( fans gye beta
toh jhelna toh padega hi )
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Girl :-kyun kisi aur ki call ka wait kar rahe ho kya..?
Boy : nahin darling (ye lo.. saali ne
shak karna bhi start kar diya)
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Girl: fir kyun bol rahe ho.. rakhne ko,
khao meri kasam ki kisi ki call nahin aayegi..
Boy: teri kasam (itni raat ko toh
aadmi wrong number bhi nahin agata)
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Girl : - chalo ab sunao
Boy:theek h(beta pyar kiya hai to jhelna to padega hi, ban ja aadhi raat ko Himesh reshamiya )
Girl : yeh waala gaao-- adayein bhi hain.. muhabbat bhi hair.. nazaakat bhi hai.. mere mehboob mein
Boy:- yeh mujhe nahin aata
(kamini ..tareef sunegi apni )
Girl : toh koi dusra suna do...
Boy:- Wait.. sochne de
(kya gaaun ki aaj ke baad mere muh
se gaana sunne ka naam tak naa le )
Girl: Gaao na...
Boy sings : -.
phulo ka taroon ka sabka
kehna hai.. ek hazaaron meinmeri behna hai.......
saari umar hamein sang rehna he..!!!!!!!!
( Le aaj ke baad naam nahin legi
gaane ka...ishki toh maa ki aankh )
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Girl : -yeh kyun gaaya..?
Boy : mera favorite song hai
(samajhdaar k liye ishara hi kaafi hai kamini )
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Girl: - hmmmm mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.. bye.........
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Boy :- aray kahaan jaa rahi ho..suno toh.. tum
nahin sunaaogi kya..? (mission complete)
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Girl:-- bye.. baad mein.. good night..take Care jaanu
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Boy : take care jaan ( jaan Le gayi
kamini ..jaanu jaanu bol ke.. o terri..
Yeh toh 2 baj gaye..
ab sounga kab aur Jagunga kab
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