Monday, 16 May 2016

Funny Jokes On Crime Patrol With Pictures

funny jokes on crime patrol




CRIME PATROL me mai ap sbka swagat krta hu

YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 2 July'12.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..

Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe Mumbai me 18 saal ki ek Masum ladki
jisne abi-abhi 12th ka xam diya tha
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k the Uske sage
Baap
.
Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum .
ko
.
zabardasti
.
. .
"Engineering ka form" Bharwa diya
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Effect of Petrol hike-
Crime Patrol changed their name to Crime Diesel
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crime patrol jokes

Crime Patrol makes you believe that India has the best ever police force in the world!
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I Have Watched Enough Crime Patrol N Saavdhan India To Plan A Perfect Murder
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**Mom watches 5 episodes of Crime Patrol back to back*
Me: I'm going out muma
Mom : Saawdhani se jaana, apna khayal rakhna, satark rahna. Jai hind
Me : hein??
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Crime Patrol, Saavdhan India, Code Red back to back dekh kar bahar niklo to har aadmi kaatil nazar aata hai.
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Crime Patrol/Savdaan India Agar Koi Bhi Family k Saath Baitkar Dekhe Toh Kuch Hi Der Baad Ek Dusre Pe Shak Karna Start Kar Denge
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Kabhi kabhi crime patrol dekh ke doubt hota hai ki....

INDIAN POLICE itna kam karti hai
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It's cute how the makers of Crime Patrol think that our police talks so politely.
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50 shades of grey is romantic only because the guy was a billionaire

If he was living in slums, it would had been a crime patrol episode
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Do watch today's CRIME PATROL

It'z based on a murder of a teenage due to Whatsapp Messenger misuse...!!!

So do watch nd spread dis to all ur frndzz nd relativezzz!!!
Guys dnt watch wid ur parents cause if dey watch ur whatsapp also will be off!
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Sony channel be like :-
2004 :- crime patrol
2006 :- crime patrol
2009 :- crime patrol dastak
2011 :- crime patrol satrak
2013 :- crime patrol tak tak
2015 :- crime patrol dhak dhak
2017 :- crime patrol ice cream sandwich
2019:- crime patrol lollipop 5.0
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