Wednesday, 25 May 2016

Confidence & Over Confidence Jokes,Quotes,One Liners,Pictures

overconfidence jokes

Height of overconfidence jokes


There was a meeting of Bihar state freedom fighters.

They wanted to free. Bihar from India.

Ram bhaiya raised a point...,

"We may take Bihar from India but how will we develop it?"

Shayam bhaiya had a brainwave. "No problem!

We will attack America, we will lose the war and USA will take us over...

Then we will become a State of USA & develop automatically...!

We will also become direct citizens of USA. No more Visas & Green Cards."

All the Bhaiyas were overjoyed with this solution, but an old bhaiya was not.

Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old bhaiya replied,

"That's all very well....,

"But what would happen if by chance we won & took over America?"
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Height of over confidence..

A man marrying his own secretary thinking she will follow his orders as before.

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Q: What's Over-Confidence?

A.When you witness 200+ likes in a Girl's DP,still you send a friend request in hopes of finding a chance to flirt with her That my friend,is what called overconfidence
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funny confidence jokes

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence...

You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence.
Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.
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funny confidence quotes

Over confidence
A guy enters to the drug store n asks of 3 condoms.he sees two girl behind him laughing. he stare at them n says to pharmacist-Give me five condoms
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Wat is confidence.. and over confidence ..
One day 14 boys decided 2 propose agirl..
12 boys came with roses,

one boy came with a -Ring-

That-s confidence:)!! And another boy came wit a condom. tats over confidence:-
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Teacher: what is the difference between thought and over confidence…? Student: Your daughter is sweet and sexy… it’s your thought and she can escape easily from our clutches is your over confidence
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5 NICE LITTLE STORIES.
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1.Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella.

THAT'S FAITH!

2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her.... 

THAT'S TRUST! .

3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms to wake up. 

THAT'S HOPE!

4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future.

THAT'S CONFIDENCE!

5. We see the world suffering. But still we get married !!!

THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE !"
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