Friday, 22 April 2016

Funny Jokes On SIM Card + Comedy Quotes With Images

sim card jokes

Sim cards and marriages...

1.AIRCEL- Love Marriage,

2.RELIENCE- Arranged Marriage,

3.AIRTEL- Love failure
& Marriage with another person.

4.IDEA- No Marriage,

5.DOCOMO- marriage with cute person,

6.VODAFONE - love &arranged,

7.Uninor - 2 time marriage,

8.VIDEOCON- Marriage with
super Person,

9.BSNL- Marriage in police station.

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A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile ,
A beautiful day is Activated ...

Keep smiling
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A woman buys a new sim card, puts it in her phone to surprise her husband who is seated
on the couch in the living room.

She goes to the kitchen, makes her voice sexy & calls her husband with the new number "hi darling",
the husband responds in a low tone
"let me call you back later honey, that pig is in the kitchen!"

if you were the woman wat will you do??
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A Married Woman just bought a New Sim Card, She Puts It In Her Phone And Decides to Surprise Her Husband Who is waiting for his food at the Dinning table.
She left the kitchen to the backyard and Calls Her Husband With the New Number, Here is the conversation on the Phone:- WIFE: Hello Darling HUSBAND: (Responds In A Low Tone)

Please, Let Me Call you Back Later Honey, My Stupid & Dumb Wife Is In The Kitchen WIFE:(Suprised but pretends) But i want to tell you something important right now.  HUSBAND: (Panic) Oh sweet angel, tell me on time, my wife is comming.... 

WIFE:(Crying) hmmm..God!! Why me...? Why me...? Haah! 
HUSBAND:(curious)
Linda Honey, What is going on, talk fast please. 
WIFE:(Wheeping) I went to see the Doctor yesterday and...... 

HUSBAND: (anxious & looking left & right) ...and what...!!?
WIFE: (Crying & Stammering) The Doc,
Dooc, D.....doctor said that I'm HIV Positive.... 

HUSBAND: (exclaim) Yeaaaaah! God....!
Linda, Tell me you are Kidding....
WIFE: (Crying) I'm serious...
HUSBAND: (Sober) Please.... Remind me the last time we were intimate...Heeh.. WIFE: (crying) Yesterday evening of course.... 

HUSBAND: (sober) Oh sorry...You are right, i thought it was in my dream...God!
WIFE:(angry) So DADDY Junior, You have been messing arround with our family property....heeeeh? 

HUSBAND: (Confused) Is this Linda or MUMMY Junior? 

WIFE: (Angry) Dont worry, I'm at the backyard, You will soon smell today, Yeye Man!!
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Funny Jokes On Sim Card

FREE RECHARGE FOR UR SIM CARD (ANY NETWORK)

Please follow the
instructions as stated

below before you start it :- Applicable for HUTCH, AIRTEL,AIRCEL, SPICE & BSNL users only ,sorry for idea, BPL and Reliance users and it is done illegally of course. 

But there are many things that are illegal in this world. But then who cares. Don't worry nobody can trap you. No legal action can be taken on you for this. So go ahead without worrying.

You can only do this every Monday, Wednesday,
Friday, Sunday as the
network system is under upgrade.
Now Start ...

1.) Dial 1415007 using your phone and wait for 5 second. ( If it says " please
check the number you have dialed " don't keep the phone.

2.) After 5 second, you will hear some funny noise (like
sound from TV when the station is finished)

3.) Once the noise stop, immediately dial 9151 follow by your phone number

4.) A recorded message "please insert your pin
number" will follow.

5.) Punch in the pin number
"011785 45227" and wait for the operator finish repeating the above pin number.

6.) You will hear a message " for air time top-up press 1723 " you just have to
follow the instruction.

7.) After you follow the instruction, the noisy sound
will re-appear for about 5 second.

8.) Once the noise stop, dial "4455147 " follow by " *146
"

9.) After about 5 second, dial
" *1918 " after 6 second dial
" 4451 "

10.) Once the dialing tone stop, dial " 55524785933 "
you will hear " please key in your password"

11.) The password is "
*2+253+7891322* " wait for the message "your password accepted"

12.) You will hear " Please insert your emey number "
now you have to be fast to dial your own phone number

13.) You will hear a dialing tone, when the call is answered, dial "1566 " and
you will hear "re-confirm emery number"

14.) Once you hear that message, dial " 60115562245334 " follow by your
phone number"

15.) After a while, you will hear a message "your pin number is accepted" you have to dial " 1007 "

16.) After you done that you will hear "your emery
number is accepted"

17.) Continue dial " 4566 " you will hear "your password is accepted"

20.) Once the second
message finish, immediately
dial your own phone number*

21.) Now you will receive a message saying ...........
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*"NOTHING IS FREE IN THIS WORLD, . SO, GET BACK TO WORK AND DON'T WASTE TIME !!"
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funny sim card quotes

Agar raste mein tutey hue Sim card pade mile..

To samajh jaana fir kisi ka Breakup hua hai!
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Aaj Kal Pyar Me Dil Kam
.
Or
.
Sim Card jyada Tootte hain
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