Tuesday, 12 April 2016

Funny ATM Jokes,Pictures,Comedy Situations You Should Not Miss!

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM...??
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start the car
16. Then Stop the car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release hand brake. .
25. Drive on...!!!
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atm machine jokes

GirL A.T.M pe Pappu se..
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Girl : bhaiya mujhe apna balance
check
krna h..
Ap meri help kr do plz..
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Pappu use ek zor se dhakka
marta h or
ladki gir jati h.
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Pappu : tera balance to bahot
khaRAb hai
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I wanted to use my ATM card but the machine kept on rejecting the card. A frustrated me called my bank help line.

Me: (angrily) So what's wrong with my ATM card.
Call girl : Sir, I have checked your account, everything is alright here and you should be able to use your card, are you sure your card is not damaged or broken?

Me: Are you insane? What are you insinuating? No one takes good care of their ATM card like I do.
Call girl: Okay Sir, are you also sure the surface isn't wet or stained with dirt?

Me: Are you mad? The ATM card which I keep like an egg?. As a matter of fact, I even laminated it last week when I laminated my Identity card.
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funny atm jokes

Santa was removing money from the ATM.
Banta: I saw your password, ha ha.
Santa: What is it?
Banta: It is four asteriks (****)
Santa: Ha ha, you are wrong. It is 9425.
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atm puns

Met a friend at ATM

He : Bhai Yaha Kaise ?

Me : Bas ATM ke chhed se Aalu Parathe aane ka intezar kar raha hu
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I was at the ATM earlier today, when an elderly lady approached and asked me to help check her balance...... So I pushed her
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atm jokes

Ek ATM machine ne kaam krna band kr diya.
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Why???? - Ek ladki ne apne hair pin ko machine
me daal.
diya.
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Why?????- ATM screen pe likha tha "Enter your
pin"
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