"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."...
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I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke :D
in this life we live there are two things involved
Its either are a man or a woman
If you are a woman you are save
If you are a man there are two things involved
Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military
If you are a civilian you are save
If you are in the military there are two things involved
Its either you are in the office or you are at the war front
If you are in the office you are safe
If you are at the war front there are two things involved
Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you
If you kill somebody you are save
If somebody kills you there are two things involved
Its either you are buried or your body is used for manure
If you are buried you are save
If your body is used for manure there are two things involved
Its either you are used to grow (plants,flowers) or you are used for trees
If you are used to grow(plants,flowers) you are save
If you are used for trees there are two things involved
Its either u are being used to make paper and tissue paper or you are being to make furniture
If you are used for furniture you are save
If you are used for tissue paper there are two things involved
Its either you are being used by a man or a woman
If you are being used by a man you are save
If you are being used by a woman there are two things involved
Its either she use you from the back or she use you from the front
If she use you from the back you are save
If she use you from the front there are two things involved
Its either you contract gonorrhea or HIV
If you contract gonorrhea you are safe
If you contract HIV there is only one thing involved
YOU GO DIE... :P
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."...
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Funny Stories About Life
Its either are a man or a woman
If you are a woman you are save
If you are a man there are two things involved
Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military
If you are a civilian you are save
If you are in the military there are two things involved
Its either you are in the office or you are at the war front
If you are in the office you are safe
If you are at the war front there are two things involved
Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you
If you kill somebody you are save
If somebody kills you there are two things involved
Its either you are buried or your body is used for manure
If you are buried you are save
If your body is used for manure there are two things involved
Its either you are used to grow (plants,flowers) or you are used for trees
If you are used to grow(plants,flowers) you are save
If you are used for trees there are two things involved
Its either u are being used to make paper and tissue paper or you are being to make furniture
If you are used for furniture you are save
If you are used for tissue paper there are two things involved
Its either you are being used by a man or a woman
If you are being used by a man you are save
If you are being used by a woman there are two things involved
Its either she use you from the back or she use you from the front
If she use you from the back you are save
If she use you from the front there are two things involved
Its either you contract gonorrhea or HIV
If you contract gonorrhea you are safe
If you contract HIV there is only one thing involved
YOU GO DIE... :P
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