Saturday, 9 April 2016

Funny Jokes On Life+Hilarious One Liners,Quotes,Stories,Pictures And Lot More Humorous Stuff

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, sir," the clerk replied.
"That's good," the boss said. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."...

funny life after death jokes
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funny one liners on life

I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke :D
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Funny Stories About Life

in this life we live there are two things involved

Its either are a man or a woman

If you are a woman you are save

If you are a man there are two things involved

Its either you are a civilian or you are in the military

If you are a civilian you are save

If you are in the military there are two things involved

Its either you are in the office or you are at the war front

If you are in the office you are safe

If you are at the war front there are two things involved

Its either you kill somebody or somebody kills you

If you kill somebody you are save

If somebody kills you there are two things involved

Its either you are buried or your body is used for manure

If you are buried you are save

If your body is used for manure there are two things involved

Its either you are used to grow (plants,flowers) or you are used for trees

If you are used to grow(plants,flowers) you are save

If you are used for trees there are two things involved

Its either u are being used to make paper and tissue paper or you are being to make furniture

If you are used for furniture you are save

If you are used for tissue paper there are two things involved

Its either you are being used by a man or a woman

If you are being used by a man you are save

If you are being used by a woman there are two things involved

Its either she use you from the back or she use you from the front

If she use you from the back you are save

If she use you from the front there are two things involved

Its either you contract gonorrhea or HIV

If you contract gonorrhea you are safe

If you contract HIV there is only one thing involved

YOU GO DIE... :P
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