Saturday, 16 April 2016

Funny Geography Jokes,Question Answers,Quotes,One Liners And All Related Comedy Stuff

Best Collection Of Funny Geography Jokes,Riddles,One Liners,Quotes,Pictures

Geography teacher : agar koi chota planet pruthvi se takraya to kya hoga?

Student : 'tadang' karke awaz ayegi

teacher (gusse me) : kyu

Student : ye duniya ye duniya pittal di :D

funny geography jokes
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Geography Teacher Sabse Zayda Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???

Awesome Reply By Student:"

"Daaru K Glass Me.."tongue emoticon gasp emoticon grin emoticon

Teacher Shocked.Student Rocked.
geography jokes and riddles
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Ek Geography teacher , jo bahut patli aur kamjoor si thi, ne class main bachoon se poocha:
"Bachoon dharti kyon ghoomti hai?"

Ek bachha: " Madam kuch kha pee liya karo, nahi to yeh yon hi ghoomti dikhegi..."
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A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

“Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology"
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An illiterate Matome was chilling with his educated friends(Lesiba and Malose)

Malose:"i love my job i can travel for free,last year I went to Mexico and UK next year I wanna go to China"

Lesiba:"wow,that is so cool I also went to Uk and next year I wanna go to Nigeria"

Malose noticed that Matome was quiet and rememberd that Matome has never been out of the country and changed the topic,
he then said:"hey Matome do you know geography?"

Matome:"oh yes,I know geography,,,my uncle stays there,I visited him once but I hate that place there are too many thugs.
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Mandela : Give me the name of any City you know.
Mugabe: New York City
Mandela: Good one
Mbheki:Johannesburg City
Mandela: Great one
Malema : M'villa City
Mandela : Never heard of it, probably you did geoGRAPHY at school. Nice one
Zuma : Electri-City
Mandela : What???
Zuma : lool kidding, Rhythm City
Mandela : Are you crazy?
Zuma : ok ok ok no jokes, City sesla
Mandela : mxm Mr Ramaphosa
please help him out
Ramaphosa : Pie City
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Akpos who is an illiterate was searching for a job and went to a big company to make inquiry because of the advertisement which was placed outside the company.

Akpos being so eager did not read the advertisement properly. He just dashed into the company and started asking for the MD. Little did he know that such a job requires someone who had been to
different parts of the world.

MD: Hello young man, what can i do for you?.

Akpos: Good morning sir, i came concerning the
advertisement
placed outside your company.

MD: I see!. I hope you know that this job requires someone
who has been to various parts of the
world.

Akpor: Yes sir, i know.

MD: Good!. Now tell me, have you been to London?.

Akpos: Yes sir, i lived there for 4 years.

MD: Wow! That's good. How about South Africa, have you
been there before?.

Akpos: Yes sir, i lived there for 7 years.

MD: Incredible!. How about The United States Of America?.

Akpos: I have been there sir, i lived there for 5 years.

MD: Hmm!. Then you must know alot about Geography.

Akpos: Yes sir!. I have also been to Geography, i lived there for 8 years.
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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"

The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"

The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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Dirty Geography Jokes

A little boy was doing his Geography homework one evening and turned to his father and said, "Daddy, where would I find the Andes?"

"Don't ask me," said his father. "Ask your mother. She puts everything away in this house."
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funny geography one liners and quotes

You failed Geography But You know the perfect weather of having sex.
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