Thursday, 10 March 2016

7 Hilarious Jokes On Gutkha With Images

Here I'm sharing some of the funniest gutkha jokes with pictures

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!
Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!
KYUN?
Kyuki,
UNCHE LOG!UNCHHI PASAND!MANIKCHAND!

gutkha jokes
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Maggie :- I am banned
Gutkha :- lol
Cigarette :- hahahaha
Daru :- ROFL
jokes on gutkha
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Kaash Mukesh 'Gutkha' khaana chod deta toh aaj...
hamein har 'Movie' ki starting par woh Bekar 'Ad' na dekhna padta.
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Saw a jat boy spitting gutkha on road..asked him not to do so..
'sadak pe na thuku toh k thari jeb me thuku??', he replied.
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Girlfriend: Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai Toh Tum Kya Karte Jo ?
Boyfriend: Main Tumhara Favourite Chocolate Kha Leta Hoon!
Tumhe Jab Meri Yaad Aati Hai, Toh Kya Karte Ho?
Girlfriend: Main 2 RMD Ke Gutkhe Kha Leti Hoon!
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Baap Ne Apne Bete Ki Talashi Li.

Jaib Se , Cigrette, Gutkha, Katrina Kaif Ki Tasweer
Aur
Girls Ke Numbers Baramad Hue

Baap Ne Bete Ko Bahot Mara Aur Gusse Me Cheekha:
“Kab Se Kar Rahe Ho Ye Sab Kuch?”

Beta Rote Hue “Papa Maine To Aapki Jacket Pehni Hui Hai.
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