Thursday, 24 March 2016

Funny Election Jokes,One Liners,Pictures,Slogans And Much More

Three men, 1 4rm U.S.A, another 1 4rm China, and the other 1 4rm Nigeria were debating on the tenchnological advancement in thier countries. The man 4rm U.S.A said; because of the technological advancement in my coumtry, election result comes out 3 days after the election. The 1 4rm China said; due to the technological advancement in my country, we know the winner of election 2 days after the election. The nigerian man laughed at them and said; then ur countries are not advanced technologicaly, in my country, election result comes out 1 week before the election day.

Which country is more advance?

presidential election jokes


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funny jokes about elections

Congress on sale @ OLX...
after defeat...
Sonia says.. bech de..
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Congress has won 8 seats in delhi. Now, they
can fit in innova to go to assembly. They are
called innova party
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Again its proved delhi is not safe for women..
see what happened to sheela dixit!
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RAHUL GANDHI:
"Mom..! Ab Kya Baaki Reh Gaya Hai, TV Ka
Remote Mujhe Do 'Chotta Bheem' Dekhna Hai.."
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jokes about election day

2013 Delhi election results:
BAAP : 32
AAP : 28
PAAP : 8
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election day humor

Rahul Gandhi's latest Blunder...
He was heard saying...
It was due to Whats App... Application which
inclined Voters to Vote AAP...
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Tota udd....
Maina udd....
Chidiya udd....
Kabutar udd.....
Aur congress ...furrrrrrrrrr..
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Shiela dixit messaged kejriwal in morning today-
"karwate badalte rahe saari raat hum...AAP ki
kasam...
election jokes one liners
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"Hey Sheila, wanna here a joke?"
"Yes"
"Delhi"
"I didn't get it"
"Exactly"
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Kejriwal is now known as "Shilajit"
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funny voting jokes

Sheila Dixit singing:
AAP jaisa koi meri zindagi mein aaye,
Toh VAAT lag jaaye
Oho VAAT lag jaaye!!"
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All Indians have gifted Soniya Gandhi with
outstanding defeat of Congress in all the 4 states
on her birthday 9/12/13 ..
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Tring Tring.
Sheila: Hello?
Rahul: What is the reason for your defeat?
Sheila: Sirji, AAP..
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If Kejriwal wins the election, he will feature in the Surf ad and say,

"Agar Daag Lagne Se Election Jeet Jaate Hai Toh Daag Achche Hai.
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If Congress wins next loksabha election...

Chawal 1 rupey ke 2 Dane,
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Dal 5 rupey ki 4 dane,
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Oil 10 rupey ke 2 drops,
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Doodh 2 rupey ka 1 qatra,
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Chini 3 ruaey ki 5 dane
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Bijli or aata milne ke chance 1% hain.
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Note: Jo bhi ye sab cheezen ek sath khridega,
Use asli desi ghi ki khushbu muft songhai jayegi
aur petrol free dikhaya jayega.
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Isi bich kal delhi election me EVM machin me
gadbadi ki khabar aayi hai.

Logo ka kahana hai congress ke samane ka batan dabate hi machin me se jor jor ke hasne ki awaje
aa rahi thi.
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Stephen Colbert joke--"In an election year I don't go by polls, I go by yard signs. And so far, it looks like some guy named ReMax is winning."
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Question: Election me Syasatdanon ko kaisey chunna jaye?
Ans: Syasatdanon ko aisey chunna jaye
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.jese Akbar ne Anaarkali ko diwar me chunna tha ;-):-D

Wah wah wah wah
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Boy 1 : Election ki date fix ho gayi hai.
Boy 2 : Toh kya hua...
Boy 1 : Us din pata chal jaayega ki mohalle ki
kaun kaun si ladkiyaan 18 saal ki ho gayi hain.
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