Thursday, 31 March 2016

Funny Cricket Jokes,Quotes,One Liners,Shayari,Pictures,Poems

India vs Pakistan cricket match

the only day when Punjabi, Bengali, Marathi,Gujrati, Madrasi finally become Indians.

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funny cricket jokes

Husband was busy watching cricket. Wife Came in a New Dress & Askd Him:
Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun? Husband Clapped n Shouted
.
''CHHAKKA"
His funeral is at 11 Am...
Be careful...during Cricket Match
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Husband wife watching an a Cricket match together:"

After 5 minutes:"

Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??

Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle,

Bret Lee is a bowler..

Wife:" Okay, oh look, another
wicket..

Husband:" No, this is just a replay
of the last one..

Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one..

Husband:" It's Austraila V/s west Indies

Wife:" How many runs they need
to win now ??

Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..

Wife:" Ehnn! That's easy, just 2 runs in 1 ball..

Husband:" *Turns off the TV*

Wife:" Turns it on again and starts watching "Daily serial"

Husband:" Who is she ??

Wife:" dont disturb me
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Pakistani cricket Premi Dhyan se Suniye ...
India Official Baap Hai Pakistan ka Har Baar Pakistan India Se Harta Hai...
Isliye Ise Accept Kro Aur Agr Jis Din Pak Jeet Gya India Se Us din Pak ko India Ke Equal Krna
Abhi Hm Indian Apke Ammi Ke Shohar HAI.......!!!!!

PAKISTAN's COMMITMENT after the match : No terrorist attack on Australia and South Africa for
life time
LOL..........!!!!!!!!

It took 3 teams (Aus,pak,SA)'s combined effort to elimminate a champion team INDIA.
r u Agree............?
nd 1 thing in my mind.......
Ab next match se pehle Hina Rabani kis ke pass jayegi gayle ya watson ? xD

Dear Australia...
Ager Aap Sochte hai ke Aap India Ko bahar Nikalwa Ke Apne Aap Ko World Best Team Mante hai...
and Aapko Lagta hai ke Aap World Cup Jit Jaoge....
To Kasam Monty Panesar ke Fielding ki Australians Aap sbse bde wo hai. . . . . wo.....
jo koi samjha, like thoko . . . .. .
baaki pogo dekho!
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Ponting apni biwi se:

Mujhe Chai to dena

Biwi ne plate me chai dal ke diya

Ponting Ghusse me: Cup me dal ke do!

Biwi: CUP to tera Bap Dhoni le jayega,

Isi me peene ki aadat dal.
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funny shayari on indian cricket team

Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra

Wah wah

Mere Dil me hai gham itna gehra

Jo jeeta hua match hara de wo hai ASHISH NEHRA
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TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Me Ek Hi Samaanta Hai

Guess What?

Socho.?

Nahi Pata?

Arre Dono Jagah.. "DHONI" hai
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Cup- Pass In exam

Stadium-College

Pitch- examination Hall

Batsman- Student

Bowler- Q. Paper

Bat- Pen

Ball- Question

Umpire-Sir

Play Well
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Paki: Hum to semifinal Australia se kehlna chahtay thy

“Faraz”

Ye to “Sania” bhabi ki farmaish thi k semifinal Maekeay walon se ho.
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Iss baar to world cup ka ajeeb he maza aa raha hai…!!


Q K Pakistan semi final khailney Susraal ja raha hai.
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Barak obama: "I dnt know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play. Not b'coz I love his play its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country' production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"
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After poor performance in SA match, Dhoni wears a SALWAR-KAMEEZ, covers face with showl n sits in a bus next to a girl...

Girl: Are u Dhoni?

Dhoni: How do u know?

Girl: I am Nehra
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funny cricket one liners

Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Huyi Hai.

Yousuf Hero hoga,, Movie ka Naam Hai..

11 IDIOTS
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Pakistani Chacha: Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.
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cricket jokes and humor

Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female?
Student: Female 
Teacher: How? 
Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar
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Dhoni Create WhatsApp Group!


[Dhoni added Raina]
[Dhoni added Jadeja]
[Dhoni added Pandya]
[Dhoni added Yuvi]
[Dhoni added Rohit]
[Dhoni added Nehra]
[Dhoni added Ashwin]
[Dhoni added Dhawan]


Dhoni :- "Suno Sab Log"


Raina :- "Bolo Badebhai"
Yuvi :- "What"
Jadeja :- "Bhai Aadesh Do"


Dhoni :- "Aaj West Indies Se Match Jitana Hai To Kohli Ko Bhadkana Padega"


Jadeja :- "HeHe...Done Bhai"


[Dhoni added Kohli]


Kohli :- "Hi...Guys"
Dhawan :- "Aa Gaya Angrej Ki Aulaat"
Kohli :- "Chup Be Bandar"


Pandya :- "Kya Haal Hai Diljale AashiQ"
Kohli :- "Tu To Bol Hi Mat Kutte"


Jadeja :- "Kutte Se Yaad Aaya, Bhai Anushka Bhabhi Q Chhod Kar Bhaag Gai Aapko?"
Kohli :- "Group Me Private Baate Nahi Please"


Ashwin :- "Ghadha Bana Gai Isko"
Kohli :-Chup Saale, Dhoni Ke Chamche"


Yuvi :- "Evening Me Dikha De Tera Power Taki Sabko Pata Chale Mere Bhai Ko Koi Ghadha Nahi Bana Sakta"
Kohli :- "😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡"
Yuvi :- "Aisa Hi Gussa Banaye Rakhna Bhai"


Kohli :- "Chalo Main Jaa Raha Hun"
Dhoni :- "Kaha Chala Chhote?"
Kohli :- "Practice Karne"
Dhoni :- "Itani Dhoop Me?"
Kohli :- "Ghurrrrrr"
Dhoni :- "Take Care Of Yourself"


[Dhoni Removed Kohli]


Dhoni :- "Guys We will Win
Yuvi :- "Ab Ye West Indies Ki Baja Kar Rakh Dega"
Dhawan :- "Main To So Raha Hun! Sham Ko Jaga Dena, Practice Ki Ko Jarurat Nahi Ab
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funny quotes on cricket game

L.I.C ki nayi policy
"Virat Jivan"
Anushka ke sath bhi
Anushka ke baad bhi
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bangladesh cricket team jokes

India lost in t20 2016 semi final.
Bangladesh out in group stages.
India won 3 out of 5 matches.
Bangladesh won nothing.
Virat kohli is now no 1 player in player ranking.
Taskin is banned.
India is now no 1 in t20 ranking.
Bangladesh is nowhere.
Indians players will now play ipl along with whole world.
Bangladesh players back to rickshaw pulling.
Whole world now respects kohli.
No one knows who bangladesh players are.
We lost. But are far far far better than bangladesh
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west indies cricket team jokes
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funny conversation between cricketers
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indian cricket team jokes

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