Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Rahul Gandhi Funny Jokes,Quotes,Comments,Speech,Interview-Pappugiri 😀


Hate him or love him ! One can not forget to laugh at him ;) So here are some of the funniest jokes on rahul gandhi


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RAHUL BABA, Bill Gates ko letter likhta hai.
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai.

1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi Jaga Nahi Hen, Keyboard Ka Sahi Version Kab Ayega ?
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2. Windows Main START Ka Button Hai, STOP Ka Nahi ?
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3. Hum Ms-Word Use Karte Hain,
Mr- Word Kab Release Hoga.. ??
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4. Keyboard Me ANY KEY Ka ButtonNahi to Computer Q Maangta Hai?
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5. Aap Ka Naam GATES Hai To Aap WINDOWS kyu Banatay Hai.
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Jackie Chan's wife dies 1 year after marriage..
Rahul Baba tries 2 console Jackie but doesn't know what to say..
Rahul Baba : Hota hai yaar. Chinese thi, aur kitna chalti !
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Girl: Rahul baba, I heard you failed in English,
how is it possible?

Rahul baba : Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED you?

Girl : Bas Rehne De, Main Samajh Gayi !
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Ek baar rahul 2 Rs Ka Coin Kha Gaya....
2 Din Baad Uski Potty Mein Se Vo Coin Nikal Aaya To Vo Bahut Khush Tha...
Sonia Ne Pucha:“Bete Kya Hua.. ?? Bada Khush Dikh Raha Hai Aaj ”...
Rahul:“Mummy, Aaj Bahut Dino Baad Fassi Hui Payment Wapis Aayi Hai isliye Khush hun !
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Rahul baba in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Rahul baba: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Rahul baba attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Rahul Baba : If U give me the address I will go there sir
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Rahul Baba : ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Rahul baba : Bcoz it is Black & White !
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When Rahul Baba was traveling with his wife in an auto,
the driver adjusted the mirror. 
Rahul Baba shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Rahul Baba:
Any great man born in your Nation ???
Rahul Baba : no , only small Babies!
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Rahul baba to shopkeeper: Please give one 8th class book .
Shopkeeper – No Stock
Rahul baba – then Please give two 4th class books ,its urgent tomorrow i have exam .
Rahul baba rocks !
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Train mai Warning likhi thi.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar
Rahul baba- Waah, toh jisne ticket li wo pagal ?
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Football ka match chal raha thaa , Rahul baba goalkeeper thaa. Goal ho gaya captain gusse se Rahul baba ke paas aaya bola gadhe aaram se khada raha goal karwa diya ?
Rahul baba bola mujha pata tha net ball ko roke hi lega toh tension kyun lena.
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Ship Captain : What shall we do now? Water level has risen above the danger mark!!
Rahul Baba : Raise the danger mark above the water level!
Captain shocks !
Rahul Baba rocks !
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Rahul Baba ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,
Rahul Baba naukar ko bole ped ko pani dal.
Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,
Rahul Baba: abe Murkh chhatri pakadke dal na!
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Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Rahul Baba goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
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Ek ladki Rahul Baba ke saath nayi garri main long drive per jaa rahi thi achanak raastey mein larki kehnay lagi…..“suno ! kya tum aik haath se garri chala saktay h

Kyu nahi.. Rahul Baba ne bade fakher se garden akraaii…

Aur phir larki ne aahista se kaha, “Toh phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf karlo”
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except Rahul Baba.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
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Rahul Baba & Diggy Babu were playing Chess from a long time.
At the end Diggi Babu said 'Hukam ab bas karte hai, mene 2 ghante se koi Bakwaas nahi ki, Sar dard hi raha hai;
Rahul Baba: Haan Chachu, wese bhi mere paas 2 Haathi aur aapke paas 1 pyada hi bacha hai !
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Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me Coldrink Ki Botle Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko Lagati To Kabhi 20 Min Me, 
Pas Bethe Rahul Baba Ko Gussa AaGaya, 
Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini Aur Puri 1 Ghut Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To Pan Thook Rahi Thi.
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Rahul baba falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister!
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Rahul baba joined new job.
1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. 
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Rahul baba: Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright.
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Rahul baba and Diggi were fixing a bomb in a car.
Diggi: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Rahul baba: Dont worry, I have one more.
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Lecturer: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Rahul Baba writes - Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti.
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Rahul Gandhi's declaration to the media: "I will never marry in my life. And I will advise the same to my children too!
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Bank manager asks Rahul Baba in an interview: "What is cyclone"
Rahul Baba : "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Rahul baba : Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Rahul baba: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!
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Rahul Baba Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
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Rahul Baba: oye Diggi machli khayega?
Diggi : nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Rahul Baba: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
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Rahul Baba aur Diggi k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
Diggi :- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
Rahul Baba:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar.
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Rahul Baba with GF
Rahul Baba: Can i kiss ur hand...
GF: why? Are my lips poisonous?
Rahul Baba : ale mai to pogo dekhta hu,
ye to HBO dekh ke aai hai
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HEIGHT OF NONSENSE
Rahul Baba to his GF :Ye lo pen drive, isme FACEBOOK daal do.
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GF gave a surprised look !
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Rahul Baba : Kya hua , 2 Gb me nahi aayega kya !
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Rahul Baba aur uske dost Ne do Ghode khareede.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis ka hai ?
Rahul Baba : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye Nishani Hogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne KaatDi.
Rahul Baba : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Rahul Baba bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera :)
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Brilliant Answers by a Rahul Baba in his Exams
Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..
Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..
Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..
Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..
Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake.
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Interviewer : Let me check ur word power...

Rahul Baba : Ok Sir ...

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of...good.

Rahul Baba : hmmm... bad

Interviewer : Come

Rahul Baba : Go

Interviewer : Ugly .

Rahul Baba : Pichlli

Interviewer :PICHLLIIII ??

Rahul Baba : UGLYYYYYYY...

Interviewer :Shut Up.

Rahul Baba : Keep Talking

Interviewer :OK now stop these all...

Rahul Baba : OK now carry on this all

Interviewer : abee... chup ho ja..

chup ho ja.. chup ho jaaa na

Rahul Baba : bolta rah.. bolta rah.. bolta rahhh

Interviewer : Areee yaaarr

Rahul Baba : aree dushmannnn

Interviewer : Get Out

Rahul Baba : Come In

Interviewer : Oh my God

Rahul Baba : Oh my Devil

Interviewer : U r Rejected

Rahul Baba : I m Selected....... I M SELECTED ???

REALLYYYY ???
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Rahul Baba teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?
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Rahul Baba ki Delivery ke Time..

Rahul Baba ki Mummy :"God, Ladka hi Ho..
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Rahul Baba ke Papa:"God , Ladki..
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God:"Shut up! Confuse mat karo.
Warna aisa confuse item nikalunga tum log rowoge aur Desh tali bajayega
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DoctoR : Kia takleeF Hai ??
Rahul Baba: Seeny Main Bohat DaRd Ho Raha Hai,
DoctoR : CiGRette Peety Ho ??
Rahul baba:Han PaR"Gold Flake"Hi ManGwana.
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Rahul Baba to his GF:- "which laptop do u have ??
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GF :-"dell i7 processor 2. 2Ghz wth led display 4Gb
ram 1Gb hard disk n 2Gb NVDIA grafix card,, .
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GF to Rahul Baba :- "which laptop do u have ??

Rahul Baba :- Black wala,, usme net bhi chalta hai and pen drive bhi dal sakte hai
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Dimag KI Dahi Joke
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?
Rahul Baba : shaadi..!!!!!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?…..
Rahul Baba : dulha.!!!!!!!!! !!
Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?
Rahul Baba : dulhan

Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?
Rahul Baba - bahu laaunga
Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai?
Rahul Baba: pota
Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?
Rahul Baba: hum do humare do.
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Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions
Teacher-If 1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then , For 3000 Kgs
How Much?
Rahul baba-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
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Knock
Knock
"Who's There ?"
"Gandhi"
"Gandhi Who ??"
"Rahul Gandhi"
"Bhai Khana Khatam Ho
Gaya Hai, Kal aana" !!
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You can't beat this one:

Sonia Gandhi is with the Queen of England.

Sonia: "Your Majesty, any tips you can give me to stay in power, the way you ha ve been for so long?"

"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."

Sonia frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me

are intelligent?"

The Queen: "Easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "David Cameron, would you come in here, please?"

David Cameron walked into the room and said, "Yes, ma'am?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, David. Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without pausing for a moment, David Cameron answered, "That would be me, ma'am."

"Very good! Thank you, David !" said the Queen.

Then she turned to Sonia with a smile and said "See?"

Now its Sonia's turn to apply the same logic....

Sonia went back to India and asked Rahul..

"Rahul , answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

"I'm not sure," said Rahul Gandhi . "Let me get back to you on that one..."

Rahul Gandhi went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer...

Finally, he ran into Narendra Modi and asked, "Narendrabhai, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"..

Narendra Modi answered, "That's easy, it's me!"..

Rahul Gandhi said, "Thanks!"

Then he went back to Sonia. "I did some thinking and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Narendra Modi..."

Sonia slapped him....

and shouted..

"No ! You dumb idiot! It's David Cameron !"
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Once 5 people were traveling by ✈ Aeroplane...

Sachin,

Ambani,

Rahul Gandhi,

Narendra Modi &

A School Girl

Suddenly.... the Aeroplane 🚀..developed a technical snag....

Only 4 parachutes were available in the Aeroplane....

Sachin said: "I am world's greatest batsman. ..I must live..."

Took a parachute and jumped. ..

Ambani said: "I am the richest indian...I must live.."

Then took second parachute and jumped.....

Rahul Gandhi said:"I am the most Popular leader in India. ..I must live. .."

Took a parachute and jumped. ..

Narendra Modi said to the school girl- "Beta, you are the future of this country...you must live.. come on... take the parachute and jump..."

School girl smilingly replied - "But we have two parachutes available. ..Rahul Gandhi took my school bag 🎒 ...and jumped..."
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Rahul Gandhi Funny Quotes


Galti TATA ki thi....jaha zarurat engineer aur MBA ki thi...waha mistry se kaam chala rahe the...-From Rahul Gnadhi
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The most funny speech given by Rahul Gandhi in Gujrat.


"Gujarat Ko Agar Kisine Khada Kiya Hai, Gujarat Ko Amul (the milk  brand) Kisne Diya Hai, Gujarat Ko Kisne Doodh Diya Hai? Toh Iss Tadaf  Dekhiye, In Mahilao Ne Diya Hai. Gujarat Ki Mahilao Ne Doodh Diya Hai  (who has given the milk brand Amul to Gujarat? Who has given milk to  Gujarat? Look over here, our women are the source of milk in Gujarat.  These women have given milk)."
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