Saturday, 23 April 2016

Funny Zodiac Sign Jokes,Zodiac Puns,Hilarious Quotes,Descriptions,Stories,Facts

12 Zodiac Signs Humor

jokes about zodiac signs


Aries: Goofy, physical humor comes most naturally. These are some of the top mimics in the Zodiac! But they are also known to be quite witty out of the blue.

Taurus: Observational humor. They are usually unintentionally hilarious, and can take a step back and laugh at themselves too!

Gemini: Quick on the uptake, they remember jokes really well and can laugh at just about anything, This sign is most prone to making fun of someone, but not in a mean way, it’s usually because they’re interested.

Cancer: This sign has an endearing self-deprecating way of being funny. As simple as a silly facial expression or pretending to be serious when they’re not.
Leo: This sign tends to take everything in around them and deliver it verbally with a bit of exaggeration that not only is hilarious, but leaves you wanting to hear more. They know when they have you hooked, too.

Virgo: The pissed, but not pissed, complaining, but not complaining, snarky wit about people and their lives is usually very humorous and entertaining.

Libra: A little strife and sarcasm send Libra going a long way! Once they lose the cool exterior and start, there’s no stopping their story telling humor.

Scorpio: Sarcasm all the way. Comments here, comments there; it’s borderline rude, borderline passive aggressive, but funny nonetheless!

Sagittarius: Everything in life can be turned into some hilarious experience. A combination of observational humor, sarcasm, and exaggeration is where it’s at for this sign.

Capricorn: The no smile facade lives here. This sign can keep a straight face until they start laughing at themselves with a sharp uptake on what’s happening.

Aquarius: Just naturally funny. They don’t really try to be a joke teller or anything. Often times they’re bewildered that they’re being funny and start laughing right along with the others.

Pisces: This sign ranges from cute storytelling to down right obnoxious. They milk it too, taking all the time they need to have your attention and make you laugh...
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Funny Zodiac Jokes

Rohit Shetty : Hi , whats your zodiac sign ?
She: Am scorpio.
RS: uda do isko.
funny zodiac signs jokes
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Type of Sex related to your Zodiac sign

#Pisces are very great in the bedroom, they love to please never tease...

#Aquarius will make you work hard to have sex with them, they don't give it up to easy.
There's no such thing as boring sex with a

#Capricorn they love sex and know how to put it down...
if you're dealing with a 

#Sagittarius they'll keep you up all night making passionate love
#Scorpio they hate quickies , they love freaks who can last long..

#Libra they love to argue before sex , it makes the sex for them incredible and amazing
#Cancer's hate basic sex...

#Leo's will make your toes curl up during sex...

#Taurus can make you get wet just by a certain look;)

#Aries deserve good sex , head , and breakfast in bed..

#Gemini's love to have sex , it's like there daily work-out...

When having sex with a #Virgo you have to please them or someone else will.
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