Monday, 25 April 2016

Hilarious Jokes On Delhi's Odd Even Formula With Images

delhi odd even jokes

Odd-even formula in Delhi is so effective that it even reduced pollution in Bangalore by 200%
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Delhi govt has decided to allow only Odd, Even number cars on alternate days to cut pollution.
Soon we are going to see written behind the cars- Jaat de Thaat, Kya Even kya Odd...

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15 Days odd even plan by ICAI from 2nd May 2016-
IPCC Exam on odd days
Final Exam on Even days


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*Went on date*
She- You are odd.
Me- You are even..lets drive each other crazy on alternative days.
*And we never met again*
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Delhi me odd even rule ka side effect -

Ldki- aaj mai date pr ja rhi hu.

Saheli- arrey tm abi kl hi toh date pe gyi thi?

Ldki - tu bhi na, kl odd wale k sath gyi thi , aaj even wale k sath jan rhi hu, ab mai bina dar k done k sath date kr skti hu.

Delhi me rat ki shift me job krne wale ye soch kr so nhi na sake ki wo agar raat ko car le kr office jaenge toh subah wapas kaise aenge.
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India scored 309, Australia scored 310, odd even formula is successful even in Australia ~ Kejriwal
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Why do teenagers always go out in odd numbers? Because they can't even.
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jokes on odd even formula in delhi by kejriwal

Girls of Delhi, either have a boyfriend with two cars or two boyfriends.
Odd Even Formula
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