Thursday, 28 July 2016

Funny Pokemon Jokes,Pick Up Lines,Quotes,Memes,One Liners

pokemon jokes and puns

Hilarious Pokemon Jokes,Pick up lines,One liners,quotes,memes for pokemon lovers ;)

Girl: You go mad when you drink.. I wanna break up!!!

Boy: Why baby what I did...

Girl: Yesterday night after party at my home..

Boy:: 😍 What I did..hmm..?

Girl: Idiot you threw my cat from my window & said pikachu thunder bolt attack  !
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Funny pokemon jokes only pokemon fans would get

Q. What's the difference between Snorlax and Gordon Brown?
A. Snorlax didn't get payed to get in the way of progress!
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I got a new persian rug. That'll teach him not to use payday!
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Q. What does an electrical pokemon do if you piss it off?
A. They Raichu an angry letter!
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My Alakazam got disqualified during a round in the pokemon league. I told him to use FLASH but he misunderstood.
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I think pikachu has it easy. All of the others are always having their balls grabbed!
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My oddish got a new girlfriend a few days ago. I havent met her but I dont think it'll last... yesterday I heard him calling her a bulbus whore!
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I heard they are opening a chain of restraunts specialising in moltres meat. Its called Self Fried Chicken.
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What's a low-fat pokemon?
Butterfree
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When do you take your pokemon to the pokecenter?
When it's "koffing"
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What did the pikachu say when Ash fell over the cliff?

"pikachu" that's all it CAN say.
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Wanna hear a pokemon joke? "yes" that was onix-pected
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