Monday, 11 April 2016

7 Funny Mobile Phone Jokes,One Liners,Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

funny mobile phone jokes

Wife: Can I borrow your mobile phone for a second please.

Husband: No problem at all, let me just text this important message to my boss.


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Husband: Here you go, I have nothing to hide...

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cell phone humor

"iPhone is the SALMAN KHAN of the mobile world.

Expensive,
Just one design,
Same performance,
No change or enhancement,
Blind fan following."
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funny jokes about cell phones

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya....

Dukandar-- kitne kaa??

Santa-- 10 ka kar do...

Dukandar-- 7 rs ka talktime milega..

Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do.
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At late night wife's mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.

He wakens his wife.

Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???

Surprised wife checks her mobile.

Wife (double angrily): heyyy... use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full
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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise."
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Yeh padhne ke baad kuch bhi hojaye....mobile mat phenkna Hona/Honi Chahiye
Ultimate Compilation
1.Ladkiyan foreigner honi chahiye local toh mumbai ki trains bhi hai

2.Relationship me trust aur pyaar hona chahiye Loyal toh kutte bhi hote hai

3.Girlfriend passionate honi chahiye
Caring toh nurse bhi hoti hai

4.Daat white hone chahiye peela toh kela bhi hota hai

5.Ladki andar se achi honi chahiye bahari nikhar toh fair n lovely bhi deti hai

6.Wife ek best friend jaisi honi chahiye, life companion toh S4 bhi hota hai

7.Ladka sensitive hona chahiye emotions toh whatsap main bhi hai

8.Exams toh written hone chahiye, 
Oral toh sex bhi hota hai
9.Comedian Kapil hona chahiye, Thakur toh theatre bhi hai.

10.Ladki main attitude hona chaiye, Angry toh aaj kal birds bhi hote hai 

11.Air condition cooling dena chahiye hava toh Lays ke packet me bhi hoti hai

12.Cable ho toh Tata sky jaisa, Dish toh har ghar ke kitchen me hote hain

13.Ladke experienced hone chahiye Virgin toh mobile network bhi hai

14.Admi ko limit mai rehna chahiye unlimited toh mera data plan bhi hai

15.Cement pure hona chahiye strong to apni dosti bhi hai

16.Zindagi suljhi hui honi chahiye
Uljhe hue toh baal bhi hote hain

17.Ladki sweeet honi chaiye tikhi toh Ramdev ki mirchi bhi hoti hai

18.Ladka smart hona chahiye
ameer to Mukesh Ambani ka beta bhi hai.

19.Ladki me sense of humour hona chahiye SUSHIL toh SHINDE bhi hota hai

20.Bowling spin karni chahiye, Fast toh Anna Hazare bhi karta hai

21.Mall toh Infiniti jaisa hona chahiye, Oberoi toh Vivek bhi hai

22.Ladki Aurat honi chahiye
Mahela toh Jayawardane bhi hai 

23.Balon main volume hona chahiye Shiny toh Ahuja bhi hai

24.Ladkiya hamesha khush honi chahiye kyuki rotlu toh Sreesanth bhi hai

25.Bachha ek hi paida hona chaiye twins toh towers bhi hote hai

26.Dil bada hona chahiye Chota toh Bheem bhi hai

27.Exams main fail hona chahiye pass to train ka bhi hota hai

28.Insan main atma sanman hona chahiye, jaan to aaj kal cement me bhi hai

29.Ladki caring honi chahiye, Nirmal toh Lifestyle bhi hota hai

30.Weather rainy hona chaiye Sunny toh Leone bhi hai

31.Ladki gori honi chahiye, dark toh chocolate bhi hoti hai

32.Aadmi honest hona chahiye, Smart toh phone bhi hote hai

33.Cricketer toh Sachin jaisa hona chahiye, Dhoni toh gand bhi hoti hai

34.Ladki patient honi chahiye warna love bites toh khatmal bhi dete hai

35.Kasab ko goli marni chahiye thi hang toh mera fone bhi hota hai

36.Ladki ko khudse patana aana chahiye setting toh mobile main bhi hoti hai

37.Global currency Rupee honi chahiye Dollar toh underwear bhi hai

38.Girlfriend sensitive honi chahiye hot toh parathe bhi hote hai

39.Hookah toh panrasna aur kiwi hona chahiye, strawberry toh condom bhi hota hai

40.Ladki sensitive honi chaiye, sweet toh mithai bhi hoti hai

41.Jawab seedha hona chahiye ulta toh taarak mehta ka chashma bhi hai

42.Ladki sweet honi chahiye, sensitive toh colgate bhi hota hai

43.Ladka nidar hona chahiye hot toh chai bhi hoti hai

44.Aadmi seedha hona chahiye tedha toh kurkure bhi hota hai

45.Ladki dil se acchi honi chahiye, Lovely toh University bhi hai

46.Insaan ko pateli nahi marni chahiye kyunki Patel toh Amisha bhi hai

47.Mobile Samsung hona chaiye Blackberry aur Apple toh fruit bhi hote hai

48.Aarti ki thali mein agarbatti honi chahiye, kapoor toh Kareena bhi hai

49.Ladki healthy honi chahiye, patli to Nokia ke charger ki pin bhi hoti hai

50.Result mein KT lagni chahiye All clear toh shampoo bhi hai

51.Ladki sunder honi chahiye, jawan toh sheela bhi hai

52.Logon ko raat ko sona chahiye
jaagte toh ullu bhi hai

53.Teacher acche marks dene wali honi chahiye, Ande toh Murgi bhi deti hai

54.Ladki cute honi chaiye, Bold & Curve toh Blackberry main bhi hote hai

55.Insaan ko izzat kamani chahiye paise toh Sunny Leone bhi kamati hai

56.Ladki hot hone chaiye Sundar toh Jetha Lal ka sala bhi hai

57.Banda dabangg hona chahiye,
Pandey toh Poonam bhi hai

58.Confession accha hona chaiye bakloli toh comment karne wale bhi karte hai

59.Whatsapp ke group pe chat hona chahiye silent to resort bhi hote hai

60.Whatsapp ka Group general peh hona chahiye mute toh tv bhi hota hai

61.Mobile toh iPhone ya Blackberry hi hona chahiye S2, S3 aur S4 toh railway ke dabbe bhi hote hain

62.Blood group sirf O, B, ya A hona chahiya, AB toh De Villiers bhi hai

63.Girlfriend Russian honi chahiye
Asian toh paint bhi hote hai

64.Boyfriend macho hona chahiye
Darling toh Bobby bhi hai
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