Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fu**ing Ferrari?
12 year kids are smoking cigarettes nd hookah nd here I am still eating that horlicks powder :P
Thought of the Day:
Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
Dad catches Titu while smoking..
Dad: "Ye kya chal raha hai?"
Titu: "FOGG chal raha hai dad... :D
But In Recent Years TRUSTING Is Injurious To Life :)
Me- Facebook, Food, Traveling, Sleep..PARENTS Should Be PROUD Of Me
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.
Guy: Then where's your fu**ing Ferrari?
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Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Dad catches Titu while smoking..
Dad: "Ye kya chal raha hai?"
Titu: "FOGG chal raha hai dad... :D
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Few Years Back Smoking Was Injurious To Health.But In Recent Years TRUSTING Is Injurious To Life :)
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I really hate cigarettes,because whenever I see one,I burn it :D
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Youngsters Nowadays- Smoking, Drinking, Drugs, Hookah..Me- Facebook, Food, Traveling, Sleep..PARENTS Should Be PROUD Of Me
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Q: Why do you smoke?
A: Because this is an easy kind of suicide. You can both live and die at the same time.
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Q: Why do you smoke?
A: Because this is an easy kind of suicide. You can both live and die at the same time.
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